June 2012
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No one ever: Wow i really want to read your long ass omegle roleplay
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How to Have Sex With a Girl 101:
iketheravinghawk:
First, you kiss her neck. Then you take your hand and run it up her body. Then pull both of your pants down. Then as you enter her, activate drill mode and cause your penis to grown 20 inches inside of her. Proceed to sticking your penis out from her entrance out of her mouth. Make sure she is good and dead, then devour the body. Congratulations, you have just had sex.
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cockiinmouth2yndrome:
and then dante gets on a plane and flies to hussie’s house and bursts through the door and takes him in a passionate embrace and they look into each other’s eyes and then they kiss for realsies
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What the hell just happened?!?!?! Hussie... are...
rufiozuko:
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Click this link for Legion's booty →
harpalyce:
phunnyneon:
What the fuck
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Reblog if you post:
3ridan:
Erisol
Eridan
Sollux
DirkRoxy
Dirk
Roxy
And I’ll follow you :D
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andromedidnts:
things i dont want to see in the #blood tag:
teenage girls with paper cuts all over their arms
thank you
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alphacortezi:
mmarial:
well at least i still have my personality
things that i always reblog: spongebob
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milkymama:
nerdgasmz:
milkymama:
FOR A MOMENT, I COULDN’T EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE
Everything is going according to plan
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cosmo tip #237
expertcosmotips:
looking to be more of a dominatrix in bed? if you need an extra kinky phrase, tell him his OTP sucks and isn’t even canon
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